Nobody living can ever stop me
As I go walking my freedom highway.
Nobody living can make me turn back.
This land was made for you and me.
- Woody Guthrie

When you work on a car account you do a lot of driving, and thinking about driving, and talking about driving. Which inevitably leads to debates about the best beef jerkies of the country.

Which then leads to spending an entire night using x-acto knives and studio resources to trim 10 packages of World Kitchens beef jerky (my personal favorite commercially available brand) into a scale map of America.

Texas is actually 3 pieces of jerky glued together. They don't make jerky big enough for Texas.

Amber waves of beef.

There's no meat in Lake Michigan.

Poor Alaska. Never on the same scale as the rest of us.